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Our Mother Shoulda Just Named You “Laika”

This is just another one of those albums, you get a sense of how the whole thing is going to play out within the first couple of seconds. From the twinkling trinkets of “Neighborhood #1″ to the closing wails of “In The Backseat,” Arcade Fire’s incredible 2004 debut, Funeral is one of my favorite albums ever. It might actually be my favorite album; I don’t know, I don’t usually quantify these things. Here’s the background given in the “booklet.”

“Members fled from Texas and Ontario at young ages and joined with local youth, making their home in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. Somehow they survived the first terrible winters, and in August 2003 at the dusty Hotel 2 Tango they made some preliminary recordings for a new album. Partially due to the intense heat, two of the married each other. this time in the sun was short lived however, and soon the terrible winter of 2004 was upon them. To keep warm they recorded the remaining 9 tracks, at the Hotel and in Win and Regine’s apartment, on 24 track 2 inch tape, 1/2 inch 16 track, 1/2 inch 8 track, optimus ctr-108, and G_d-forsaken Computer. When family members kept dying they realized that they should call their first record “Funeral,” noting the irony of their first full length recording bearing a name with such closure.”

The “Neighborhood” saga tells a Lord of the Flies-esque story, where children dig tunnels through the snow and start their own feral civilization. It’s fitting then, that the first song of the album is called “Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels).” From the beginning, when the grainy guitar comes in unison with the airy piano, the song foreshadows it’s own pairing innocence and evil; a trick only someone who had listened to the song religiously would pick up on. “And, if the snow buries my/my neighborhood” immediately shows the influence of writing and recording during a savage Canadian winter. The children get lost in the fantasy world they create (I always picture about two dozen kids huddling around a fire in a huge burrow in the snow, right in the middle of town.) and, in their minds at least, years pass. “Then we tried to name our babies/but we forgot all the names that/the names we used to know./And sometimes we remember our bedrooms/and our parents bedrooms/and the bedrooms of our friends/then we think of our parents/well what ever happened to them?” And then? The children all go insane, of course. “You change all the lead sleeping in my head to gold/as the day grows dim/I hear you sing a golden hymn/the song I’ve been trying to say./ Purify the colors/purify my mind/and spread the ashes of the colors over this heart of mine.”

The saga continues with “Neighborhood #2 (Laïka),” tho story of Alexander, and estranged older brother. This song has a lot of David Byrne influence in it, sort of yelling with pitch. Laïka was the name of the dog that the Russians launched into space, who died in orbit because they didn’t have a plan for getting him back; another way of saying “Our mother shoulda just named you ‘hopeless.” I sit and listen to the guitar at the beginning, and I can’t figure out how they made it do that; I think it sounds really cool. Again, the song dissolves into insanity: “Our older brother/bit by a vampire/for a year we caught his tears in a cup/and now we’re gonna make him drink it/Come on, Alex!/Don’t die or dry up!” This is the first time you really hear Regine’s wail as she shouts along with her husband. Just wait. We’ll hear more from her later. The song winds down to an almost surreal calm in comparison to the sheer energy earlier, but it’s a good transition into the next song.

The Quebecois influence is also often apparent in their lyrics, as they just randomly throw in French sentences with English ones, as seen in “Une Année Sans Lumière,” or “A Year Without Light.” It’s the gentlest song so far, featuring almost under-done vocals that wouldn’t have been appropriate on the other two songs, and a gently rocking guitar melody that could almost lull you to sleep. Even the hoots are quietly owl-like and less raucous than usual. However, in true rock style, they can’t have a slow song on their album! So the last 45 seconds are the sort of thing ska fans could bang their heads to. Except, you know, with no horns.

The saga continues with “Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)”  While none of the lyrics are outwardly violent, this is certainly the most violently aura-ed song on the record, which is probably why it’s my favorite. The spitfire and rapid guitars are so percussive, they go perfect wiht the held violins and gunshot drums. “I woke up with the power out/not really something to shout about” Win scolds himself by yelling those words as the verse starts; the instruments are slightly quieter to accent the singing, but they have no less life and anger in them. Upon closer listening, you’ll hear the xylophones and the swooping guitar that serves as a ramp to get to the throat-busting high notes of each phrase, along with a crawling bassline. The section that starts at 2:48 give me chills nearly everytime I hear it, with the atonal violin and guitar riffing and singing that sounds like Win is about to keel over, it just gives the song even more energy once it’s over. This is the climax of the saga, with a video which I’m pretty sure is exactly what Win Butler was picturing when he wrote this. If you were going to go criminally insane in about five minutes, put this song on when you do it. It’ll make the crazy better. “You ain’t foolin’ nobody with the lights out.”

The saga wraps up with “Neighborhood #4 (7 Kettles)” the sort of day after a battle song od winding down and looking at the carnage. It welcomes you with an easily hummable guitar melody and the chord change squeeks that usually get taken out in production. It’s really incredible how well a kettle whistle goes with violins; both smooth yet wavering noises growing in intensity. “Just some water getting hotter in the flames.”

“Crown of Love” continues to mine the ballad vein, and it’s in 3:4. You know what that means; that means it’s a waltz, albeit a somewhat faster waltz than you would usually dance to, but a waltz none the less. It was arpeggio’d guitars and strings, and seemlessly flowing violins during the pleading and confessional chorus. “If you still want me/please forgive me/the crown of love/has fallen from me.” During the second verse, Regine’s signature wail comes in, and you can’t help but roll your eyes and smile; Arcade Fire, earnest to a fault. At 2:27, the song nearly collapses, and Win screams his final ultimatum, with all of the instruments, including Regine’s voice, there to back him up. The song speeds up, and the dancers frantically one-two-three and try to keep up. Then the song explodes and changes to 4:4, all the waltzers stop dancing and start skanking and/or headbanging, and Sarah and Owen (the violin players) rock out as hard as a violin can.

A guitar riffs on the same note. A drum hesitantly comes in, and then becomes confident with it’s beat. A horn comes in. Some strings. A harp glissandos, and the entire bands comes is the battlecry choir of “Wake Up.” This anthem urges you to not supress your children’s emotions, because then when they grow up they’ll have to immediately adjust to pain and failure when they grow up, and they’ll live meaning-less and emotion-less lives. “We’re just a million little gods causin’ rainstorms, turning every good thing to rust.” The second half of the song is a bob-your-head-back-and-forth ode to a senile super hero? Whatever. This song is fuckin’ awesome. “With my lighnin’ bolts a glowin’ I can’t see where I am goin’ when the reaper he reaches and touches my hand.”

Regine’s first song is an ode to her home country, “Haïti.” During this song, there is pretty much constant unpleasentness; either an air-raid siren, what sounds like heavy nose breathing, or slightly off key piano being pounded into submission. The (what instrument is that?) hook is near genius, and it’s so much fun to listen to her speak french. This is added to by Regine’s low-quality recorded vocals. I didn’t like this song very much at first, but it’s significantly grown on me. Good job, Regine. At the very end the tempo speeds up, and a thumping drum brings you seemlessly into

“Rebellion (Lies.)” Now, I’ve always been a fan of awesome bass lines, and this one is probably in my top 5 ever. “Sleepin’ is givin’ in, no matter what the time is. Sleepin’ is givin’ in, so lift those heavy eyelids. People say that you’ll die faster than without water, but we know it’s just a lie; scare your son, scare your daughter.” And the violins take over the melody, and you realize that this is one of those songs that gives you hope for humanity.  At 2:57 Win starts belting again, and there’s just these two handclaps that just make me smile and get even more into the song. The resounding chorus of “Lies! Lies!” echoes in your subconcious long after the song, the day, the month even, is done. This is tied with “Power Out” as my favorite song by these guys, and they’re one of my favorite artists.“Everytime you close your eyes, lies, lies.”

“In the Backseat” opens like a piano ballad, with Regine actually sounding pretty as she muses about the perks of not having to drive. However, as the chorus begins, the fuzzy guitars and aggressive strings come in as Regine sings like shes about to break down in tears. It calms down again, as the fuzz is lifted and the strings float you towards the second verse along with a muted drumroll. Then, of course, the song explodes again, and Regine begins to really wail in anguish. Again, I originally considered this song to be fluff, but I really get into the pain in her voice, even though her lyrics don’t really make any sense after the first couplet. As the song slowly winds back down and everything besides the strings fade out, you realize that there probably couldn’t have been a more appropriate ending to this record.

Funeral

Funeral

Are You Fading Away

Shara Worden has been trying to break through as a musician for quite a while; She released her first album under the name of “Shara” after receiving her BM in classical singing, then released a few more under the name “AwRY,” moving to Moscow and back in there. She met Sufjan Stevens and went on tour with him as an Illinoisemaker, changed her name to My Brightest Diamond, and released Bring Me the Workhorse. She then released a remix album of Workhorse, and then A Thousand Shark’s Teeth in 2008, after which she sang on Hazards of Love as “the queen” and is now on tour with The Decemberists.

A noise can never be truly captured with words. No matter how long you spend trying to describe a certain sound, there will be something missing from the point of view of the reader; their mind will fill in any spaces that you may have left and interpret your words slightly differently than you intended. “Something of an End,” the opening track to Shara Worden’s debut as My Brightest Diamond, makes me wish that this wasn’t fact. I wish I could spend a paragraph describing to you each and every second of tension in this wonderful song, but I don’t have the skills. The first couple seconds are what can only be described as the sound of twinkling, but the song really gets started when the foreboding bassline enters, with accompanying hit-and-run drum slams. Shara’s beautiful voice begins, just as foreboding, speaking of literal physical pain and a life with not much time left. “And then the earth started shaking/and yeah, it was crazy/heaven and hell came crashing down/and then the earth started shaking/yeah it’s so crazy/ heaven and hell came crashing/they came crashing/it was beautiful/and terrible.” The song opens up like video of a flower during sunrise that’s been sped up and shaken to make it seem artsy, all in a quiet beat before the “beautiful and terrible” chorus begins and Shara’s true power wails at you eardrums. The sun sets, and the flower closes, but it’s potential and tension are still waiting inside the petals, while Shara breathily imitates a phone ringing. As she sings the verse, you almost dread the storm you know is coming at the advent of the second chorus. This dread is multiplied when, at the section I quoted above begins again, a noise that was quite plainly meant to sound like the moans of the damned frightens the hell out of the casual listener who didn’t know what she was getting in to. After the chorus resolves, the bridge has a feel of immeasurable pity for the victim of the beautiful and terrible incident. “It was something of an end/of a lovely and a wild thing/so beautiful in the morning.” The bridge raises shut, and the resolution is a quiet and heartbreaking confession that you would have never expected from the bone-breaking tension of the song up to this point. “I can’t seem to get it through your head/that I’ll always/love you.”

It seems perfectly reasonable at this point, then, to follow up with “Golden Star,” which is, let’s be honest here, a three minute euphemism for an orgasm. This, of course, calls for a droning that begins barely audible and keeps getting louder until you have expect it to just drown you in sound no  matter how far you turn down your speakers, but instead breaks at the perfect moment and turns into guitar strumming and a fun little intermittent line that sounds like violins being plucked… and probably is. The sound comes down for the vocals, becoming unimportant behind the story being told, until verse (“and I feel like a golden star,”) and chorus (“Explode!”) flow seamlessly into each other, with her holding one long note while vocals that sound like they’re on the radio in the 1920′s sing about being full and rejoicing. At the end of the second chorus, “explode” turns from a multi-tracked, laid-back soar into a vibrato-full wail and then pops up for a quick shriek. This leads to a bridge of the same lyrics as before, just sung as powerfully as she can manage over near silence. This song crescendos to a sudden but inevitable halt that you can’t help from falling in love with.

The album finally calms down with “Gone Away.” When I asked my father for hos thoughts on this song, he simply said “Aagh! It’s so damn depressing! Make it stop, Taran!” which I think really fits this tear jerking ballad about a lost love. I can’t tell if the love went off to war, or died, or just plain walked out, but it’s an extremely powerful song regardless. It almost sounds like Shara’s slowly weeping as she sings. However, she couldn’t keep a song completely subdued, so the heart-wrenching bridge, full of anger and resentment, rips out into the realm of recovery and realization that mourning gets you nowhere. You have to move on eventually. “Cause you’ve gone away/where there isn’t a telephone wire/still I wait by the phone./You don’t even write/to say goodbye./Goodbye.”

If strings could jam without sounding like a bunch of fiddles, it would probably sound like the intro of “Dragonfly” (which has a great video.) This is a song where all of the instruments gently come together; not a one is obtrusive or steals the sound, but each is imperative to the gentle flight of the dragonfly. “I once saw a dragonfly/caught in a spider’s web/as I looked at her once more/I thought that she was dead/So I left her alone and I went on my way/and I was dreaming of Paris and Pierre Boulez/and she called to me with a beat of her wing/yes she called to me and said “Free me.” The strings hold for a second, and everything else stops, and then they dive right in to a soaring and incredible chorus. I always thought there were more lyrics than there actually are, due to a lot of intense aah-ing on Shara’s part. It draws to quiet and possibly sad close, starting as it began, with slow strings carving out a smooth melody.

The next track starts out like a small child messing with the low end of a piano, and quickly progresses into the rockiest rock song on the album. With a title like, “Freak Out,” how could you expect anything less? Shara’s vocals in this one sound like sound like an evil queen who’s soaking up raw power, and then releases it by shrieking the song’s title. When the bridge rolls around, it’s like the queen is using this energy to wage war on an unsuspecting kingdom, and then after the battle is over, she walks slowly through the smoldering wastelands in which she is the only life. And yes, the wind-down really is that creepy.

From the explosive and ear-splitting to the quietude and creepiness of “Freak Out,” it’s good get back to good ol’ love-lost-land. (I get paid extra for alliteration.) “There was a silver a tree down by a river wide/that’s where we would go/to hang the pretty things/and watch the wind blow.” As the first verse draws to a close, you realize there’s no way that this story is going to end happily; the persistent yet so relaxed it’s almost drunken guitar just doesn’t have the potential to be anything uplifting. “There used to be a tree where we took out pretty things/we’d hood them by a thread/golden eggs, lipstick and feathers/pieces of glass/chandelier baubles and empty bottles of wine/and watch the light shine through.”
“I’m afraid to forget you
I am remembering you
You were sparkling too.”

On the word “too,” a chorus of first sopranos come in and just hold it and hold it over a simple a lonely plucked guitar, along with what sounds like some one slowly moving a chandelier back and forth, which just quadruples the effect of the imagery, which seems to slowly morph the guitar’s part to mirror the effect. I believe it’s safe to say that this is my favorite song on this album, which is saying a lot. I mean, just look at how much I wrote for “Something of an End.”

At the starting notes of “Disappear,” you immediately get sucked into the bouncy ride. This is one of those songs where I just sit and slowly sway in rhythm with a contented smile on my face, occasionally quietly singing along. I love just sitting and listening to all the subtle changes that make the song so much fun to listen to. The chorus can definitly be described as swelling; it’s sort of like a beach. Each phrase starts just as the wave is coming near, grows with the wave to a crash, and then slides away. I also realized during the chorus that nothing else can accomplish the same sound as the human voice (although strings can get pretty close,) and that really high aah’s are a very useful weapon in this band’s arsenal. As the chorus draws to a close you get a quick glimpse of the dystopian ending in store for you. After another verse and chorus, (including “Don’t be too *giggle* shocked.” which just make me giggle everytime I hear it.) the song turns into a minor key warning. “I don’t think we’re meant to stay here very long/I’d rather move on.”

The lone bass jam that starts “The Robin’s Jar” tells of yet another sad story, but this one is more of a tragedy than a breakup. The first verse tells of finding a dead robin the backyard, “But we were so sure that things hadn’t gone to far/so we prayed to God above/that he’d bring it back to us/and we put it in a jar/and waited/and waited/but Mama made us bury it/Mama made us bury it in the backyard.” The lone bass just keeps on going, but since the story’s over you wonder what else could be in the song. It’s probably just going to repeat again. That’s what I would have done. But that’s not sad enough. The second verse comes in and starts talking about the narrator’s best friend; how great she was, how pretty she was. “With the world pressing in on our backyard/she fell in backwards./We prayed to God above that he’d bring her back to us/so we put her in a box/and waited/for something to happen/but nothing happened/and Mama made me bury her/Mama made me bury her/Mama made me bury her in the backyard.”

Since that was such a feel-good number, let’s go with another song about death. Upon hearing “Magic Rabbit,” my first impression was “Wow, I never thought I’d hear a song this depressing that was about bunnies.” But from the first moment of that keening violin and meandering guitar, you know things aren’t going to end well for the rabbit. “I had a magic that would sing/maybe I took her from her mother too early/She never came out of recovery./Even on summer days she’d complain/she couldn’t get the chill out of her bones.” I just love the way Shara sings “out of her bones,” and even more the way she sings the word “chill.” It gives me chills. And when I’m listening to this song, I can’t help but picture a blonde haired maiden in a castle tower by night, and a cute little baby bunny by day. I also love that she has little glimpses of harmony, sung by a man to give that lower register. The chorus is, of course, just as creepy as the verses, but this song is growing on me, pretty damn fast; quickly becoming one of my favorites off the album. Another thing that gives me chills at the end is the blood curdling scream she gives on the last “rabbit:”
“Are you fading away, magic?
Are you fading away? All the rabbits died
Are you fading away in the spotlight?
Are you fading my magic rabbit”

And the following guitar hits are practically worthy of a nu-metal album, underneath Shara almost croaking the word “rabbit” over and over again in a drugged out rage. God, I love her. So much.

I’m even in love with what I initally considered to be the weakest song on the album, “The Good & The Bad Guy,” a song of wanting a man no matter how he treats her. She loves him on his ornery and hear-breaking days just as much as on his gorgeous and wonderful days. If he even has those anymore. She’s just so much fun to sing along to, even (especially?) on these slow jazz inflected songs.

The album wraps up with the title track, “Workhorse,” another dark song about the death of an animal. I feel like I’d just be repeating myself if I wrote a big long thing about this song; it doesn’t differ a whole lot from the formula of “Robin’s Jar” and “Rabbit,” but that in no way makes it a lesser song. It’s just as good as the rest of the album.

Just to put a topper on this, I want to reiterate that her version of “Feelin’ Good” is really quite spectacular, and the only reason I know who she is in the first place. (Actually, I’m pretty sure I first heard of her in a blurb in The Onion when she had a show in Madison.) If you haven’t seen my review of Dark Was The Night, it’s on there.

Bring Me The Workhorse

Bring Me The Workhorse

When I Think About Leeds Uniting

~ Who Killed Amanda Palmer?

Alright, Deedles, here it is, just like you asked! Note: Almost every song has an official video, which I have linked to in the song titles. Check ‘em out! Plus, it’s a good way to listen to the songs while you read about them. Ugh. I’m too tired to proofread right now. Boo for grammatical errors and sentences that don’t make sense.

You know what this album is going to be like within the first 3 seconds. (This figure is not an estimation. Seriously. Pause the song at three seconds, and then continue reading and be astonished at how fucking right I am.) It’s a collection of powerful piano driven songs, some ridiculously rock, some ridiculously depressing, and some ridiculously cynical. With a hissing intake of breath, a shout of “GO!” and slamming piano chords, Amanda Palmer of the Dresden Dolls says that much and more. The first track, entitled “Astronaut,” rocks the house with it’s brooding and lamented ode to a lost love (think “Challenger Explosion” and you’ll be on the right track.) But this song also does something important; it shows you her vocal range, which is not to be taken lightly. This chick is a full blown baritone, and sings down in that range often. This song is a great way to get hooked on this fantastic album, so it’s fitting that it’s the first song.

Amanda doesn’t let the energy die, following up with the this-chick-has-hella-issues rapidfire of “Runs In The Family.” It’s a short song, less than three minutes, but you don’t even begin to notice due to the sheer mass of lyrics landing on you eardrums. The song builds until it finally explodes at the last chorus with undeniable catchiness and intensity. After the song ends, there’s a few seconds of silence in which you hear a door open and close. Beware. This is a sign of things to come. Standout track.

“Ampersand” brings it down a little bit with a spurnful look at living in someone’s shadow. You really hear the Ben Folds production/influence in the intro, and then she makes you smile while stilll making you feel slightly sorry for her. The second verse is some of the best songwriting I’ve seen in a while. “The ghetto boys are catcalling me/as I pull my keys from my pocket./I wonder if this method of courtship/has ever been effective./Has any girl in history said/’Sure, you seem so nice, let’s get it on’/Still, I always shock them when I answer/’Hi my name’s Amanda” The bridge of this song might actually one of the best moments on the album, bringing the fire from the first two songs into what would otherwise be a ballad. In light of that, the last two choruses soar and bring the whole song full circle, driving the point home. The final note is held,

and right away the subdued baritone comes in; you can almost hear her sexily raising one of her tattooed eyebrows at you in the beginning jazz of “Leeds United.” [If you don't watch any of the other videos, watch this one. It's truely incredible, and it adds so much to an already great song.] Upon hearing the first notes, I just start smiling about how amazing this song is, because I remember what’s coming next. With lines dripping with cynicism and a tainted world view, like “Who needs love when there’s Law & Order/and who needs love when there’s Southern Comfort/and who needs love at all?” That last phrase is practically screamed, with vocals so powerful that they fuzz out the microphone. This is a perfect example of the kind of staying power that piano rock will always have. When the horns come in, my first thought was, “Of course. That’s the next logical step in this song.” I can’t write any more about this song. I feel like I’ll cheapen it. [Are you okay? Amanda. Amanda, stop. Stop.]

At surface value, “Blake Says” sort of seems like lazy song writing; with a simple melody and easy-to-play piano and lyrics that you think you could have written in five minutes. However, this song is the deffinition of a grower, especially if, like me, you don’t really pay attention to the lyrics the first couple times through. Each verse adds a new layer of sympathy for Blake, as well as a new layer of complexity to the instrumentation; accentuated cymbals, a very noticable second vocal track, etc. You really get into the song at about two and a half minutes in when the howling, haunting, piercing synth and accompanying opera-esque aah’s come in and tell you that this story probably isn’t going to end well. “Blake says it looks like acid rain today.” [Amanda, stop. Stop. Amanda, stop. Listen to me.]

“Strength Through Music” begins with this totally fuckin’ wierd voiceover, that I still don’t get, (talking about turning Iron and Sulfur into Gold,) but once it gets past that weirdness it turns into one of the scariest songs I’ve heard in a while. I don’t know any of the lyrics, other than “Tick tick tick tick tick/Tick tick tick tick tick.” which is whispered between verses. But this song utilizes silence and simplicity to a near perfect effect. I say simplicity, because the same two chords are played over and over, but it doesn’t get boring. Oh no, “Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick Boom.”

“Hey ho, let’s go.” The art of the album is dying, but following the near silence of “Strength Through Music” with the only guitar-driven song on the album, aptly named “Guitar Hero,” is the perfect move. “I could save you baby, but it isn’t worth my time/and I could make you chase me for a little ‘price is right.” She has also mastered the art of switching octaves for damatic effect, and, if you haven’t noticed yet, this album is nothing if not dramatic. This song looks on at the development of an aspiring rock star who achives his dream and then… dies in an explosion? Tell me what you think “is up with this shit.” Amanda certainly puts her pipes to the test in this one, wailing to a completely climactic finish; there’s no coming down from this one.

“Have to Drive” is the prettiest song on the record, remeniscent of “The Luckiest” or possibly even “My Immortal.” You hear the Ben Folds influence in the subtle strings and the almost drowning out of the subdued piano. However, about halfway through, the good old angry Amanda comes in and turns it into a ballad almost like “In The Backseat,” put with so much more pain. The ending brings in a full choir, with swelling strings worthy of an album ender, but she brings it back down with the quietest vocals yet.

She follows that gem up with a lovely little story about domestic abuse, bringing in Annie Clark (aka St. Vincent) for the guest vocals on “What’s the Use of Won’drin.” It sounds like it could have been written and recorded in the 1940′s, the completely vanilla and not country at all version of “Stand By Your Man,” except it’s saying it all ironically. When I first heard this song, I didn’t understand at all why it was on this album along with all these great cuts, but now I’ve figured it out. These songs are all really depressing, and this one’s no different.

In “Oasis,” the narrator gets raped, an abortion, and shunned because her best friend tells everyone she’s a crackwhore. But it’s okay because she gets a signedphotograph of the band Oasis in the mail. Oh, and she’s gonna go see Blur in October. For obvious reasons, many people find this video really offensive, but I think it’s hilarious. This has the most obvious Ben Folds, considering he offers harmony vocals, and those 50′s doo-wop backup vocals he’s so fond of. I just love how you can hear the big giddy smile in her vocals. Fantastic. [A:(indescernable laugh-speaking) B: Sick. A:(laughing) Oh my god. B: So gross... I think we should do that one again. Right? Might as well, good set up. Right?... What is this stuff? Is it real blood? A: No, it's not real blood. B: Aw, bitch! You're incredible, you know that? *Door slam* A: (laughs) That was good.]

“The Point of it All” hovers in the land between ballad and rock song in the realm of thoughtfulness. But, like the rest of the album, it’s pretty damn depressing. With lyrics like “No one can stare at the wall as good as you, my baby doll,” you almost wince at the sort of screwed up brain you don’t thank fate enough for sparing you from. However, it’s the only song on the entire album that doesn’t end soon enough, it’s just not intriguing or changing enough to last for five and a half minutes. As my Uncle Mikki says, “If it’s longer than three and a half minutes, it’s too long anyway.” While I don’t completely agree with this statement, it does apply in certain instances, this being one of them.

“Another Year” starts out like it’s gonna be a slow end to a manic-depressive record, and it doesn’t dissapoint, while becoming slightly less somber and more major-key during the verses, the piano interludes sound like the river of tears is on it’s way. While it never quite achieves soul crushing sadness, this song keeps you listening all the way through, and it swells to a finish worthy of such an emotional album. As it draws you to a close, you have this sort of “What just happened” feeling, and it draws you in to listen to the whole album again. Fuck yeah.

Who Killed Amanda Palmer?

Who Killed Amanda Palmer?

Jesus Christ; That’s a Pretty Face

“The kind you’d find on someone that could save.” “Jesus Christ” by Brand New is one of those songs that just floors you. It seriously just stops all of my functions when I listen to it. You can hear the terrible sadness in the repetitive guitar and the aching vocals. I think of someone shaking their head because someone else is so beautiful and the other person doesn’t even see it in themselves. You can’t help but feel powerful when you sing this song, especially if you’ve heard it before. The bridge begins, and you know that something is building, and building. “We’ve all got wood and nails, and we churn out hate in factories” is screamed like it’s the last thing the voice will get to say for the rest of it’s silent life. It gives me chills every time, and I’ve listened to it probably 5o times. Truly Incredible.

“Do I get the gold chariot? Do I float through the ceiling?”

The Glove Compartment Isn’t Accurately Named

And everybody knows it.“Title and Registration” by Death Cab For Cutie was one of the first songs I ever knew by them, and it’s remained one of my favorite songs. It tells a depressing story, Ben Gibbard’s voice is just perfect for it. The imaginative ideas off of the Transatlanticism album are all pulled together in this one song. With it’s syncopated and catchy guitar riff serving as an exact harmony to the vocals. This song sets me into a trance. I seem to forget everything that’s going on in the world; everything but this song. And I can vividly picture everything that he describes. “I was searching for some legal document/as the rain beat down on the hood/when I stumbled upon pictures I tried to forget/and that’s how this idea/was drilled into my head.”

Video!

This Is How I Am Repaid

This is my first full out experience with The Decemberists, and it gets better every time I listen to it. I originally looked into it because I saw on My Brightest Diamond’s website that she had contributed vocals to it. Upon listening to a few samples on iTunes, I wasn’t that impressed, but I got it anyway. This album (and it’s a deceptively short one, at 17 tracks and only 58 minutes.) is meant to be listened to all the way through; it tells the story of Margaret (voiced by Lavender Diamond’s Becky Stark,) her shape-shifting lover (voiced by Decemberists front-man Colin Meloy,) an evil queen (voiced by My Brightest Diamond’s Shara Worden) and a few other characters (also voiced by Meloy.)

The “Prelude” kinda confused me; I thought something had gone wrong in the downloading process, but in truth this song is very quiet. I’m pretty sure it’s silent for the first 30 seconds. Once you get past that, though, this album is almost one solid song, divided into movements. The songs flow seamlessly into each other in one continuous opus, reprising and repeating each other. Many of the songs can be listened to by themselves, and in fact, are, often, by me; especially “The Wanting Comes in Waves/Repaid” because it;s the first track featuring Shara, and it’s just so damn powerful. But I’m also very partial to “Won’t Want For Love (Margaret in The Taiga)” which is the first song with Becky. This album is just so masterfully put together; all of the riffs are catchy, all the parts (all two of them) so well cast.

I was originally quite surprised when I saw that “The Rake’s Song” was far and away the most downloaded song off of this masterpiece, but then I gave it another listen. It’s quite angry, and tells a story in and of itself, one of an unwanted marriage, death, and violence. The screaming chorus of  “Alright, alright, alright,” shows the deranged nature of the narrator, and explains the role he plays in the story. Now it gives me chills every time I listen to it.

I recommend this album to any fans of any one I have mentioned on this blog that wasn’t in my “Essence of Me” post.

I love how Jenny is the only one not looking at the camera.

The Decemberists with Shara & Becky

Essence of Me

So, for this post I’m going to do every song on my iPod which I have listened to 100 or more times, of which there are 28. I think this list demonstrates how versatile my musical taste is. So wasting no more time, here they are.

28) “Black & Gold” by Sam Sparro – This song starts out with the quietest bassline you’ll ever hear, and then a synth melody comes in over it, giving the hint of what’s to come. A high note hits once, and the staccato synths come in. This track is just so danceable, but that’s not even the best part. Sam’s voice comes in. I was blown away the first time I heard it. My dad loves to sing along to this song, and my mom loves to hear me sing it. It’s one of the best songs on my iPod, without a doubt. 101 listens.

27) “Bathtime in Clerkenwell” by The Real Tuesday Weld -This song is just plain crazy; there are no lyrics, just nonsense syllables. But it’s so damn catchy! You can thank my sister Bri for this one. 101 listens.

26) “The Minstrel’s Prayer” by Cartel -This song is a soaring anthem of innocence and earnestness. The pounding drums start, and you’re a little worried, but then the guitar comes in, and the gentle melody, and then the strings. This is one of those song’s that inspires me to sing harmony even though it’s not in the song, and it always reminds me of my sister, Kerida, because I put it on a playlist and she felt the need to call me and tell me that she couldn’t stop listening to this song. 102 listens.

25) “Boston” by Augustana -This is the first song I learned to play on piano, and so it reminds a lot of people of me. I have mixed memories about it though; looking back, it’s not as great of a song as I thought it was, but it’s still quite good/nostalgic. Ooh, see now I’m listening to it and it’s bringing back so many memories. I think maybe I just listened to it too much. I have no idea where I first heard this song. 103 listens.

24) “Feel Good Inc.” by Gorillaz – I FUCKING LOVE GORILLAZ. Beginning to end, this whole album is fantastic, but this was (obviously) the first song I heard off of it, so I’ve listened to it a lot. That laughing is fucking genius! and that bass line! and the guitar melody! and the “feel good!” Oh gad, this song makes me geek out. “Windmill, windmill, for the land…” Genius. 112 listens.

23) “Potential Breakup Song” by Aly & AJ – This song is so catchy! and good! The best thing Disney’s pumped out in the last ten years (musically, at least.) This song is a pop masterpiece. And I can’t stop dancing. 116 listens.

22) “Neighborhood #3 (Power Out)” by The Arcade Fire – This song is also a masterpiece, but of a different kind. The best song Arcade Fire has ever recorded, which is saying a lot. It tells an interesting story, and gets stuck in your head so easily. I can’t listen to this song enough, which explains why it’s on this list.  118 listens.

21) “Headlock” by Imogen Heap – This song is kinda overwhelming in the first listening; there’s so much going on, and half of it’s sounds like it’s just barely on beat, like the mixing is a little off. But let me tell you, this is purely intentional. This song is another exploder, when we get to the second chorus. And then she brings it back down for the bridge. This is a great song, but one where the video makes in even better. 119 listens.

20) “Don’t Stop the Music” by Rihanna – I loved this song for about 7 months before it was a hit. And honestly? I was almost mad it was, because I love thinking I’m the only person I know who knows a truly amazing song. This song is infectious, clever, and different every time the chorus hits (Believe me, I know. I arranged this song to be sung a capella. You notice these things.) And I know it’s about dancing, but some songs about dancing are really boring to dance to. Not this fucking song. This song fucking rocks. 125 listens.

19) “All Alone” by Gorillaz – This is the sleeper on the Demon Days album. It has a simple but weird hook, a fun rap part, and an airy bridge, all surrounded by a background melody that almost sounds like a clown horn through an autotune. Plus, it’s really fun to dance to. I always wished there was a video for this one… 125 listens.

18) “One of These Things First” by Nick Drake – This is one of the best songs from the Garden State Soundtrack, a truly incredible collection of songs. It was the first album that I listened to because I liked it, and not one of the five older people in my family that already had their own musical tastes. This song is absolutely gorgeous, but still fast paced, and it feels great to sing it. Although holding the “n” on “Could beennnnnnnnnn one of these things first,” always feels funny. 130 listens.

17) “Soul Meets Body” by Death Cab For Cutie – I. Adore. This. Song. It introduced me into the wonderful world of Ben Gibbard (Although I knew all the words to Give Up already because Kerida would play it before I felt the overwhelming need to know who something was by. Same story with Jimmy Eat World’s Bleed American.) This whole album is amazing, I don’t even know if this is the best song, but I can just keep listening to this song. I remember one day in math class, freshman year, I asked Sara if she knew who Death Cab was, and she said no, so I smiled, we crawled under the counter to do our work, and we listened to this song and “I’ll Follow You Into The Dark.” I also remember another time when a friend of mine was arguing that no one can listen to a song endlessly and not get tired of it. And I said “I have songs that I don’t get tired of…” and they said “Oh yeah? Like what?” and I replied “Soul Meets Body.” Then they laughed and told me Death Cab For Cutie sucks. I stared at them for a moment, and then promptly consumed their finished math homework. 135 listens.

16) “Knights of Cydonia” by Muse – This song rocks my damn socks. Lit’rally. It channels Journey and Kansas and Stix, but it’s more awesome than EVERY SONG THOSE BANDS HAVE EVER RECORDED COMBINED. Not many songs can boast that when they have like 4 lyrics. This also wins the award of longest song on this list. Anywho… I’m a sucker for horns and harmonies, and this song has them a plenty. Also? What a fuckin’ kick-ass guitar solo. I mean seriously. 139 listens.

15) “No Air” by Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown – My mother loves this song. What does that tell you? That’s it’s another fricken’ fracken’ great song. I seriously want to give this song a great big hug. This is probably the best thing American Idol has produced. And I always applaud songs that have backup vocals and harmonies that you can barely detect; as though you have to sit back and truly appreciate the song to catch them. And boy do these kids have some pipes. 145 listens.

14) “Wraith Pinned to The Mist and Other Games” by Of Montreal – I was a little surprised this song was on the list at all, let alone this high on it. And then I started listening to it, and I remembered. I think this song can definitely be attributed with the reason I always notice bass lines (that’s all the song is for a little bit,) and maybe sending me off on my way of dissecting individual parts of a song and loving them, and not just the song as a whole. In order to dance to this song, all you have to do is walk in place and swing your hips really far. This song always makes me think of my friend Natalee, because we would dance to this song backstage during the fall play. This is another one that was on a mix CD from Briavael. “Let’s pretend we don’t exist. Let’s pretend we’re in Antartica.” 154 listens.

13) “Hide and Seek” by Imogen Heap – We’re back to a gorgeous one. If you’ve never heard this song (and I don’t see how that’s possible) It’s 100% voice (well, and computer-on-voice action) but it’s just so beautiful. It’s on of those songs where you know all the lyrics, but you don’t know what it means. And you don’t care. You just sing your little heart out. There are quiet parts, and powerful parts, and almost tearful parts. Hold out for the bridge; it might be one of the best pieces of music ever written. 164 listens.

12) “Let Go” by Frou Frou – Another one from Garden State. This song has been with me through a lot. One day after rehearsal for Into the Woods, I walked home, saw all of our stuff in boxes, crawled under a chair, listened to this song on repeat, and cried. It was the first time it hit me that we were leaving our home town. I sat there for about half an hour, no one saw me. But regardless, this song is powerful all the way through. The layers of sound are almost distinguishable from each other. My dad once said that one of the reasons to listen to music is the tension, and this song is chock full of it. 177 listens.

11) “We Will Become Silhouettes” by The Postal Service – This song reminds me of the bed and breakfast my parents used to own (one room in particular.) I sat on the couch and looked out the window, which was at the floor because the ceiling of the room was the roof, and imagined exactly what this song describes. I pictured myself putting my head where the window and the floor met and just screaming my head off, and there were people in raincoats walking outside, completely oblivious to me. So then of course I imagined them exploding. And then I just danced like a moron and sang the “Bah bah bah bah’s” because I was alone. It made the song very real to me. I don’t wanna become a silhouette. Another time I was listening to this song with my brother, Sam, and I turned to him and said “Just another happy little song about nuclear holocaust.” 183 listens.

10) “Nothing Better” by The Postal Service – Can you tell I like Postal Service? I saw a music video for this about three years ago. It was homemade, but it was so good, that I thought it was the real one, and now I think of it every time I hear this song. This song is so amazing! It’s clever, and real, and catchy. All requisites of an amazing song. “Tell me am I right to think that there could be nothing better than making you my bride and slowly growing old together.” 186 listens.

9) “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger” by Daft Punk – I remember hearing Kanye’s “Stronger” and really liking it, mostly because of the background. Then my brother came to me and was like “Do you know the song “Stronger?” Well, apparently he sampled a different song and I want to find it.” So we googled the lyrics. And that was my introduction to the wonderful world of Daft Punk. If you haven’t seen the unofficial video to this song, it really is fantastic. I also remember going to a slumber party and being the only one still awake at like 2:00 in the morning and watching Toonami (Omigod do you remember Toonami? Holy shit, we’re old.) They were showing music videos, and they were all from Interstella 5555 and the first Gorillaz album, but I didn’t know it then. I just thought they were really weird. Now look; two of my favorite bands. 186 listens

Eight) “Dashboard” by Modest Mouse – This song another truly incredible one. That guitar riff is a work of pure genius, and you know me, always a sucker for well placed horns. This is one of the few songs on this list that doesn’t remind me of something. Well, nothing besides sitting up in my loft bed late at night at night in my giant, empty room at the bed and breakfast, leaning up against the wall. Wow. That’s pretty specific for a nothing memory. 188 listens.

7) “Thnks Fr Th Mmrs” by Fall Out Boy – This is the only song I listened to for like two weeks. Well, this and the rest of this album. I was a little obsessed. I knew this song long before it was a hit. In fact, I knew this song long before anything from the album was played on the radio. Again with the horn weakness, again with the string weakness, and again with the power. I’m a sucker for songs with power; I think everyone is. A powerful intrigues you, brings you in. “See, he tastes like you. Only sweeter.” 202 listens.

6) “Nth Degree” by Morning Wood – Another kick-ass bassline on this one, and this one holds a ton of memories. I first heard this song on our first trip to Madison (I think? Maybe it was just a town that reminds me of Madison. Like is Michigan or somewhere random like that. Yeah, I deff. new this before we moved to WI.) Anyway, I heard it on a mix CD that Kerida had made, and I liked it so much in my ten-year-old form  that I asked my mom to go back to it. Years later (in WI this time,) Sara and I both had it playing on our respective iPods, and instead of just rock out together, we put one headphone from each player in our ears so we were connected and rocked out in the lunch room, and everyone looked at us funny. There was another time in the lunch room when we rocked out, but it was significantly emptier, I think at a drama club pizza party of something. The most recent memory is rocking out in the parking lot of the movie theater with Sara and Adam. Yeah. This song makes you rock out. 205 listens.

5) “DARE” by Gorillaz – Whenever I see this, I go “Why the hell have I listened to this song so many times?” And then I listen. And remember. It’s simple. And Catchy. And Awesome. And totally Gorillaz. Let’s use periods. Instead of commas. Huzzah? This one deff. makes me think of the video. Can I just say I wish everyone in the entire world danced like that? 207 listens.

4) “Girlshapedlovedrug” by Gomez – This song starts with an awesome groove, and the hits keep happening. The vocals one this one are adorable. And the backup vocals are as cool and fun to sing as the melody. And I can never get it right whether it “my” or “your.” Sigh… 212 listens.

3) “The Way I Are” by Timbaland Featuring Keri Kilson & D.O.E. – This song also fucking rocks. I downloaded it after Christmas of ’07, and I’ve been jamming out ever since. The synth part in this song is so good, there almost doesn’t have to be anything else in the song. The fact that there is is just a bonus. The vocals on this one are also fun and catchy. I listen to this song and wish that it was either still a hit or old enough where it could be cool so I could play it again. Because this is the reason Timbaland is so awesome. This song. Sadly, this song actually reminds me of a total whorebitch that I never liked in the first place and then she called me a fudgepacker. I stole her phone and broke up with her boyfriend via text message. Oh, high school… 226 listens.

2) “Maneater (Single Version)” by Nelly Furtado – This song… Oh god this song… I heard this song, and four hours later I’d heard it probably 30 more times. At least. I knew all the lyrics by the third time through, so the rest was learning every single drum beat, every computer beep, every little thing the synth in the background does, every echo. I will never tire of this song. As is exhibited by the 243 listens.

Here it is, Ladies and Gentlemen. The moment you’ve all been waiting for,

1) “Such Great Heights” by The Postal Service – Yeah, no surprises here. You already knew I loved The Postal Service, but I don’t think you truly understand how much. If you could marry a song, it would be this song. If you could marry a sound it would be the percussive beeps in the intro of this song. If you could marry a feeling, it would be the feeling you get while listening to this song. It’s impossible to make a bad cover of this song. Iron & Wine and Ben Folds do fantastic jobs, and there are plenty more great ones on Youtube and iTunes. I mean, I wrote a harmony for the guitar part. This song has been played throughout the last 6 years of my life, at least, so I think my mind just associates it with itself; it’s its own memory. 290 listens.

Notable misses: “Apologize” by Timbaland Featuring OneRepublic – 99 listens, “Burn This City” by Cartel – 97 listens, “Turn To Stone” by Electric Light Orchestra – 97 Listens, “Zak and Sara” by Ben Folds – 96 listens, “Boy With A Coin” by Iron & Wine – 96 listens, “The District Sleeps Alone Tonight” by The Postal Service – 95 listens. Note that “Turn To Stone” is the only oldies in this whole document, but I love almost everything that came out of the 70′s.

Also, #8 is typed out because “8″ immediately followed by a parenthesis makes this: 8) Which is really annoying because I can’t figure out how to turn smileys off. And I couldn’t just add a space because then it would be different from all the other ones and it looked bad. And this looks less like a mistake than adding a space. God, my reasoning really doesn’t make any sense.

Alright. Bedtime. See y’all tomorrow.

Did I just say “y’all?” Oh dear…

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